Nijmegen to Emmerich am Rhein

As planned, the morning train from Dordrecht to Nijmegen, and then a ride to Emmerich am Rhein. It’s a route we’ve done a few times before – but that was always at the end of a holiday and into a headwind. Today we were at the beginning of the holiday with the hope (fervent on my side) of travelling to unknown places and a tailwind. What more could I want? The call of a cuckoo and the sight of storks were the cherry on the cake.

The Dutch-German border was marked by a tiny stream, and the red bridge of Emmerich was visible for miles. The electricity pylons either side are phenomenally high: is it simply to span the river?

Rheine to Zutphen

In addition to train disruptions, the weather forecast is getting wetter, so I’ve decided to bunny-hop across the Netherlands. Bicycle-train-bicycle. Hopefully I’ll end up where I need to be and stay reasonably dry.

Today I left Rheine and followed a direct route to the Dutch border. Another grey, damp day, so more photos of orange leaves and winding routes (some of them obscured by said orange leaves). I swerved the centre of Bad Bentheim, got confused in Oldenzaal thanks to my navigation and another omleiding, and caught the train from Hengelo-Oost to Zutphen.

The Netherlands are much further along the everything-on-the-app route than Britain. I feel like the kid in class with the wrong trainers. Hengelo-Oost is a tiny station (easier to navigate with a bicycle) with a ticket machine that refused to accept either of my cards. I bought my ticket online instead but couldn’t see how to include a bicycle ticket. Unfortunately the emailed ticket is not the ticket – oh, no. You have to download it to the NS app . . . which I then acquired. But the ticket and the app refused to communicate – so, eventually, there I was, on a train with an invalid ticket for me and no bicycle ticket in a country where exiting bigger stations (e.g. Zutphen) is like Alcatraz unless you have the magic bar code.

I needn’t have worried after all: no ticket collectors, no barriers at the station, and a ticket machine that graciously allowed me to buy a bicycle ticket after the event. And I had time to wander around Zutphen before it went dark. Typical Dutch centre and a church that made me realise how building in brick allows you to build enormous multiple windows with more delicate supports than in stone. It makes the massive structures seem transparent.

Dinner in tonight’s hotel was a tasting menu. No choice (except that I specified no meat) so a succession of morsels was placed before me and described minutely. Dinner as performance, and I played along with it – noticing the flavours and eating more delicately than is my (bad) habit. An interesting experience but I’m not bothered about repeating it.

Osnabrück to Rheine

Reasons why I like cycling in Germany #273: I leave a bland city-centre hotel where the lingua franca is International English and set off to find my parallel cycling universe. And there it is, only a couple of blocks away. Infrastructure, signs, considerate drivers and – above all – the confidence that this will not all disappear in the next couple of miles.

Comfort cycling in Osnabrück

I started off on the scenic route – a compensation to myself for shelving my original plans. Even though I’ve cycled in this region before, it was still pleasant and felt novel – uppy-downy with some wooded paths. I even ended up on the 100 Schlösser Route, which was ironic since it was in order to escape that route that I’d come to Germany! The day was grey and damp – so damp that the moisture coalesced and fell as light rain in the early afternoon. Thank goodness for leaves: the beech trees glowed orange even in the dull light. At my lunch stop (which seemed to materialise at the right moment since it was only 25 minutes before it closed) I realised that I wasn’t even half way to Rheine. Fortunately the second half was more direct, clinging to the Ibbenbürener Aa, crossing the Mittellandkanal and following the Dortmund-Ems canal towards Rheine. (With an Umleitung, of course. There are always Umleitungen or Omleidingen beside canals.)

I kept to the main road coming into Rheine; there was a cycle lane and the weather didn’t encourage me to dawdle. One has a very different perspective cycling on the more usual thoroughfares rather than threading a way in via railway sidings, allotments and streams. You can see how main-road stores with car parks are eating away at town centres. Heigh ho: times change.

It was nice not to eat in the hotel but to walk through the town to find a restaurant that took my fancy and watch cyclists’ red lights glide across the square while sipping my Grauburgunder.

Osnabrück

The usual 30km ride from the ferry to Rotterdam Centraal – into a headwind, which is just unfair. I’m more familiar with that ride now that routes around my own neck of the woods. Then trains to Amersfoort and then Osnabrück. I just ask people to help me get my bicycle and panniers onto the high trains.

The list of things that can go wrong has grown. Last-minute platform changes I am used to (there was one at Leeds yesterday that set me running), but today I was introduced to the sense of ignorant helplessness you feel when everybody else knows what is going on because they are on the app and act as one – leaving me stranded. We were all waiting on platform 14 when, like a shoal of fish, everyone turned and started flowing down the escalator. No announcement – just a hive-mind connected by the app. Someone said “twaalf” to me, so I dashed to platform 12. There was a train – still no announcement – and I stood by the door with the bicycle symbol. Another mass flow – the train was only the front half.

Anyway I got to Amersfoort – and discovered that I was in time to catch the much-delayed Berlin train that calls at Osnabrück. I had a flexible ticket so that was OK, but I didn’t have a bicycle reservation for that particular train. Since my bicycle was the only one in the racks, I don’t think I inconvenienced anyone.

Upshot: on a day of train traumas, I got to Osnabrück an hour earlier than expected.

But the real depth charge to hit my holiday is today’s announcement that there are strikes on some Dutch trains from tomorrow. I’d already factored in Sunday’s closure of Osnabrück station to remove a bomb (if I’ve translated correctly) and its impact on my vague plans, but the thought of Dutch trains being unreliable when I was relying on them to carry me across the country on Monday is too much. So farewell Bremen and the Geestradweg. I shall be just be pedalling west into a headwind for the next few days.

And making the best of it.

Well, it’s not like I didn’t know the risk:

Tout le malheur des hommes vient d’une seule chose, qui est de ne savoir pas demeurer en repos dans une chambre

Xanten to Gennep

A day bookended by storks, just when I thought they must all have left northern Europe. The second pair are at the top of the town hall gable directly opposite our hotel tonight.

Perfect cycling conditions: warm but not too hot, sunny but not scorching, the wind mostly helpful. From the converted railway line out of Xanten I thought again of the parallel universe that the Netherlands and Germany offer me: here I am on a path away from traffic, there, less than a hundred yards away beyond the line of trees, lorries and cars roar along. Kaffee und Kuchen in Kalkar, where I thought of the slow fading of a particular type of Germany. We chose a traditional bakery café in the main square, where the assistants looked of retirement age and all the customers were elderly and knew each other. In many towns now we find that the only bakeries are attached to large supermarkets; we’re happy when we find them, of course, but they lack charm and memorability.

And now back in the Netherlands and on the return to Europoort.

Schermbeck to Xanten

A change of plan. The notion of repeating our usual Nijmegen-Maassluis return route has been shelved after discovering that there are engineering works on the Dutch railways. PLUS the fact that temperatures are rising and the wind continues from the east: so much more attractive to reverse-ferret and turn it into a tailwind.

So we traced our revolutions from Schermbeck to Wesel, but this time part-following the Wesel-Datteln Kanal (which goes into the Dortmund-Ems Kanal – thus enlarging my unused mental map of the German canal network). And now we are back in Xanten, in a proper hotel with a nice Grauburgunder and no superfluous beds cluttering up the space.

There’s a great deal of repetition about this holiday, but I still enjoy the sensation of travelling under my own steam. Today’s tailwind and views reminded me of previous cycling holidays when my average speed was rather higher than it is today. Something about the haze of the sunshine on the river and embankment tops brought old holidays to mind too. And Xanten offers other comforts as well.

Kevelaer to Schermbeck

A route that criss-crossed others that I have navigated around here. A mixture of main roads, dull farmland, crossing the Rhine at Wesel and then a disused railway line almost to Schermbeck. Where there is a hotel – scrupulously clean – and four beds crammed into one room and white wine that tastes slightly of vinegar. But never mind: I am clean and fed and the bicycles are safely stabled.