Rheine to Zutphen

In addition to train disruptions, the weather forecast is getting wetter, so I’ve decided to bunny-hop across the Netherlands. Bicycle-train-bicycle. Hopefully I’ll end up where I need to be and stay reasonably dry.

Today I left Rheine and followed a direct route to the Dutch border. Another grey, damp day, so more photos of orange leaves and winding routes (some of them obscured by said orange leaves). I swerved the centre of Bad Bentheim, got confused in Oldenzaal thanks to my navigation and another omleiding, and caught the train from Hengelo-Oost to Zutphen.

The Netherlands are much further along the everything-on-the-app route than Britain. I feel like the kid in class with the wrong trainers. Hengelo-Oost is a tiny station (easier to navigate with a bicycle) with a ticket machine that refused to accept either of my cards. I bought my ticket online instead but couldn’t see how to include a bicycle ticket. Unfortunately the emailed ticket is not the ticket – oh, no. You have to download it to the NS app . . . which I then acquired. But the ticket and the app refused to communicate – so, eventually, there I was, on a train with an invalid ticket for me and no bicycle ticket in a country where exiting bigger stations (e.g. Zutphen) is like Alcatraz unless you have the magic bar code.

I needn’t have worried after all: no ticket collectors, no barriers at the station, and a ticket machine that graciously allowed me to buy a bicycle ticket after the event. And I had time to wander around Zutphen before it went dark. Typical Dutch centre and a church that made me realise how building in brick allows you to build enormous multiple windows with more delicate supports than in stone. It makes the massive structures seem transparent.

Dinner in tonight’s hotel was a tasting menu. No choice (except that I specified no meat) so a succession of morsels was placed before me and described minutely. Dinner as performance, and I played along with it – noticing the flavours and eating more delicately than is my (bad) habit. An interesting experience but I’m not bothered about repeating it.

Osnabrück

The usual 30km ride from the ferry to Rotterdam Centraal – into a headwind, which is just unfair. I’m more familiar with that ride now that routes around my own neck of the woods. Then trains to Amersfoort and then Osnabrück. I just ask people to help me get my bicycle and panniers onto the high trains.

The list of things that can go wrong has grown. Last-minute platform changes I am used to (there was one at Leeds yesterday that set me running), but today I was introduced to the sense of ignorant helplessness you feel when everybody else knows what is going on because they are on the app and act as one – leaving me stranded. We were all waiting on platform 14 when, like a shoal of fish, everyone turned and started flowing down the escalator. No announcement – just a hive-mind connected by the app. Someone said “twaalf” to me, so I dashed to platform 12. There was a train – still no announcement – and I stood by the door with the bicycle symbol. Another mass flow – the train was only the front half.

Anyway I got to Amersfoort – and discovered that I was in time to catch the much-delayed Berlin train that calls at Osnabrück. I had a flexible ticket so that was OK, but I didn’t have a bicycle reservation for that particular train. Since my bicycle was the only one in the racks, I don’t think I inconvenienced anyone.

Upshot: on a day of train traumas, I got to Osnabrück an hour earlier than expected.

But the real depth charge to hit my holiday is today’s announcement that there are strikes on some Dutch trains from tomorrow. I’d already factored in Sunday’s closure of Osnabrück station to remove a bomb (if I’ve translated correctly) and its impact on my vague plans, but the thought of Dutch trains being unreliable when I was relying on them to carry me across the country on Monday is too much. So farewell Bremen and the Geestradweg. I shall be just be pedalling west into a headwind for the next few days.

And making the best of it.

Well, it’s not like I didn’t know the risk:

Tout le malheur des hommes vient d’une seule chose, qui est de ne savoir pas demeurer en repos dans une chambre

Heenvliet

A short, unladen round trip across dull countryside to Hellevoetsluis, which was more interesting than I’d imagined. A fortified port surrounded by apartments with enormous windows overlooking the waterway. On the way back we encountered a mass lie-in by sheep – so unfazed by our presence that they barely raised their heads as we passed.

Willemstad to Heenvliet

Willemstad to Heenvliet: from the 16th to the 21st century and back again. The modern world was represented by the long Haringvlietbrug over the Hollands Diep and the wind turbines in the background. From there I could look back at the old windmill in Willemstad.

And now we are in Heenvliet, which is utterly charming and within spitting distance of those petrochemical plants we saw on the first day. There are also the ruins of a 13th-century castle – Ravesteyn – left over from the Eighty Years War.

Breda to Willemstad

Today, as the navigator, I pulled rank and stuck to Knooppunten – less direct but far more enjoyable and varied than yesterday’s main road route. Through the sandy woods that stretched as far as our hotel, then agricultural – and horticultural – land until the border of the Hollands Diep. Shades of Dutch painted landscapes: long lines of poplars on the horizon. En route we cycled along one of those tree-lined roads which must have been so common when I first started cycling in the Netherlands over 40 (OMG!) years ago: a cobbled carriageway and a paved, smoother cycle lane at the side.

Willemstad was en fête when we arrived – it was the day of a mass run around the town which was just ending as we pedalled up the main street behind the slower stragglers. It seemed as if everyone was out to cheer on and applaud the runners, and we got our share of it. Willemstad is one of those star-shaped fortified towns, like Woerden, so obvious from the map. Its present fortifications date from the late 16th century and have been augmented by WWII German concrete bunkers. Nowadays it’s all very peaceful and picturesque – the kind of place where river cruise boats stop over. The town’s silhouette from the ramparts include a windmill, a town hall, a domed church, lots of lime trees and an arsenal – whose menacing puprose is softened by having a pretty carillon.

Gennep to Sint Michielsgestel

One bathroom light didn’t work, a net curtain was partly torn from blowing around in the breeze, the furniture was eclectic, the stairs to the first floor perilous . . . yet the hotel in Gennep was probably my favourite so far of the holiday. I liked the size, the quirkiness and I particularly liked the view from the balcony. I can get functioning lights in any old hotel room – but I’ve never come across one that had a view of a town hall with a storks’ nest on top.

More perfect cycling conditions, including that precious tailwind. Over the Maas, round an ox-bow lake (first-year geography lessons coming back), more of the Boxteler Bahn coming through Veghel, and then onto cycle paths beside main roads to cover some distance. That done, we returned to little tree-lined roads to Sint Michielsgestel, where the church (by H W Valk, 1931) caught my eye. Tiny bricks making something so massive, just as the Dutch have been doing for centuries. I liked the little decorative touches, like ribbing on a knitted sweater.