Written and directed by and starring Alice Lowe

I rather enjoyed Sightseers and I was prepared for black humour, comic-book gore and bad taste – but not for this. Despite some flashes of imagination and comedy, it was bitty and crude. It sounded OK – and what is the difference between a timeless infatuation à la Dante and Beatrice and stalking? – but the execution was hit and miss. It’s quite a while since I’ve come to the end of a film and felt that I’d wasted an evening.